Modified to concentrate spirits: The Stilldozer
Modified to grind grain: The Milldozer
Modified for education: The Skilldozer
Modified for sub-marine exploration: The Krilldozer
Modified to modify inheritance: The Willdozer
Modified to administer medication: The Pilldozer
Modified for deceitful promotion: The Shilldozer
Modified to extract oxygen from water: The Gilldozer
Modified for high temperature cooking: The Grilldozer
Modified for preservation of cucumber: The Dilldozer
Modified for stimulation: The Dildozer
Modified to produce fast pitch oscillations: The Trilldozer
Modified to annoy with high pitched sound: The Shrilldozer
Modified for agriculture: The Tilldozer
Modified for tunneling: The Drilldozer
Modified for the Beastie Boys: The Illdozer
Modified for fluid collection: The Spilldozer
Modified for reduced size: The 'lildozer
I apologize in advance. 😹
Modified for medieval penmanship: The Quilldozer
Modified for windowside storage: The Silldozer
Modified for bookkeeping: The Billdozer
Modified to reduce empty spaces: The Filldozer
Modified for relaxing hangouts: The Chilldozer
Modified for landscaping: The Hilldozer
Imagine holding grudges that make you a) formulate that plan and b) not abandon it at some point during those 18 months.
Dude was principled for sure.
Locked it, on that grindset, crushing mad plate steel, making moves, and changing the world. Such a sigma.
He actually considered abandoning the projects multiple times, mainly by hoping for a sign of God. However considering that none of his customers ever questioned the behemoth of a vehicle under a tarp and nobody told authorities about his strange behaviour, he saw it as God giving him the OK, as in his eyes, God would’ve acted upon his risky maneuvers to get caught.
Dude really tried his best to convince himself to stop, yet Lady Luck seemed to have wanted otherwise.
It’s also a miracle that he didn’t hurt a single soul, other than himself.
Jeez…
and let me dump my poop wherever I want
