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The Berlin Wall, putting beach towels on recliners at the crack of dawn, sauerkraut, lederhosen, frankfurters, doner kebabs, hamburgers, donuts, cheese, iron gates, macerated cherries, aardvarks, the car, the bicycle, diesel, the moon, beer, lager, tamagotchi, the letter ‘a’, the number 25, serrated saw blades, cantilever bridges, ice cream, hand lotion, galoshes, the ipod, bilateral symmetry, the dawn, goths, the parachute, that sizzling noise meat makes when you fry it, hats, gloves, left socks, altitudes over 1,773 feet, postmodernism, and geese.
The Zweihänder and Aldi
Ps: I DuckDuckGo’ed this
The US Army. Given the history, you might expect it to based on either the French or British model, but no, they mostly took notes from Prussia.
You might also think it’s a very top-down authoritarian model for a military, but also no. That notion mostly comes from the legacy of Nazis. Both before and after, the German model of the Army is one of the least top-down authoritarian militaries.
The Haber process.
pretzels
The blitzkrieg.
Fanta?
Printed circuit boards. Printing press. Graph theory. Theory of relativity. Homeopathy.
You could’ve really stopped at “relativity”.
Yes but I felt the need to include the evil/misguided minority of Germans, and I managed to do it without referencing certain 20th century events.
Printing press as well as the linotype.
If a German invented the Xerox they would’ve had the hat trick.
hamburger
Though named after Hamburg, it was an American invention.
TV and TV propaganda
Gutenberg printing press
The Chinese invented movable type printing presses ~500 years before Gutenberg. The process was refined in Korea after that and made its way west. Gutenberg likely adapted and popularized the existing processes into the western industrialization movement.
Don’t say that too loud, you shatter the western / white superiority complex. :<
that one really complicated way to turn bullets 180 degrees in a gun
(I know literally nothing but saw a meme on [email protected])The no card payment sign.
The woman that birthed Gutenberg
