I’m 35 fucking years old and am not a Sonic fanboy. With that said, this is really fucking stupid. Sonic is as coordinated, hardy, and physically-strong as Spider-Man, and that’s not even talking about speed. He also smashes clean through robots and spaceships with his own back and head, shrapnel and all.
He’s also not a “little hedgehog”
That motherfucker is like 3ft tall, which is pretty fucking gargantuan for a hedgehog.
Taller in some games.
Not to mention he can run at the speed of sound, use chaos energy, and can think on his feet.
Not needed to make my point, but yee. No matter how you put it, Sonic is a superhero, and his abilities and traits are as fleshed out and flexible as any major DC or Marvel superhero’s.
LMAO
There are critters as small as Sonic in the game that are more deadly. And Gordon has them for dinner.
This reads like a Zero Punctuation joke
