Damn, getting breaking news from here of all places.
Kissinger’s lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.
I just assumed his organs were replaced every ten years with teenagers’ viscera sourced on the black market.
The body of Theseus. How many parts do you need to replace with teenage organs before it’s no longer Kissinger?
Perhaps the thing we know as Kissinger is actually a malevolent spirit animating a barely functional corpse. It would explain the bloodlust.
I’ll take it. We need some new blood in her seat, I’m tired of the future being decided by people who won’t have to be here for it. It was reaching a point where basic government functions were getting delayed or cancelled due to her inability to just show up and say “aye” or “nay”.
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