In other shocking news, grass is green.

Well well well

Globalization of club ownership definitely gives advantage to clubs owned by rich owners and helps them avoid FFP. Sell useless players to sister club and loan future prospects until they are proven. Then buy the proven for cheap from the said sister club. It’s a FFP loophole that should be plugged.

How about the Geordie Oil Barons go fuck themselves, huh?

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This new vote is absolutely an attempt by the premier league big boys (arguably excluding City) to reduce the toon and diminish our performances this season

“Your Honor, I object!”

“On what grounds?”

“Its devastating to my case”

Grand moff tarkin opposes legislation banning the movement of moon sized space stations across planets in the outer rim (am a Newcastle fan but it is so silly)

This guy is the new Baghdad Bob

Isn’t he suggesting he wants to cheat then?

City been doing it for years and new castle is where ppl want to draw the line lol. Crazy how ppl still cant take city seriously.

They can slow us down but it won’t stop the inevitable.

EIEIEIO

Why does this even involve him? That kind of rule and what they’re going to do about it is so many levels above his paygrade. Media gives the managers way too much credit as if they run the entire club.

He says journalists can make all the assumptions they like but it’s not his place as a coach to comment. You can watch the full press conference on youtube, instead of believing clickbait headlines.

Hababahahaha fuckin pathetic