I need a Guinan action figure
With interchangeable hats!
Right!? Man, fuck rubber ducking, I’m on explaining my problem to Guinan.
Also need a Ten Forward Playset!
Klingon diplomat: “Thank you, Picard, for helping us solve our disagreement”
Picard: “I win!!”
“Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!”
“Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!”
This is how Boimler and Rutherford play when they’re out of holodeck time.
Now I want a Barclay doll, THANKS.
It can be yours for under 10 bucks- https://www.ebay.com/p/136116889
It’s already 12 bucks per Barkley, that was quick!
Edit: there’s another offer scrolling down for 9 bucks.
Inflation man, I remember when you could get 3 Barclays for a dollar. We use to ride our bikes to the corner store and make fun of the people who bought Duras
“So, I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the Ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of Barclay on 'em. ‘Give me five Barclays for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now, where were we?”
I might actually buy and play with TNG action figures and playsets.
Playmates? Make it so.
That’s the future liberals want for our kids!
What the heck how do I not own these already. Who do I give my money to?
I swear, that Transfomers kid makes the same expression in every commercial he’s in. Didn’t anyone warn him about being typecast?
“I just serve him warm milk.”
My God. I think I have that Barclay doll somewhere. I haven’t thought about that in decades…0_0
