And I’ll spin the wheel every fuckin time. Give me the bottle.

All of that so a bunch of 1s and 0s can show me boobs whenever I want. Man the human race is wild.

I’m calling BS on most of these numbers.

The top 3 are already wrong so I can only hazard a guess that the rest are also wrong.

https://news.gallup.com/poll/1576/abortion.aspx

https://news.gallup.com/poll/264932/percentage-americans-own-guns.aspx

https://news.gallup.com/poll/513623/majority-continues-favor-stricter-gun-laws.aspx

I’m not even going to bother looking at the rest because the top 3 were already wrong.

The graphic is either poorly researched or intentionally misleading and either way I don’t care for it.

I fuckin miss Kimi. Max is slowly turning into him, but I don’t know if anyone else will ever be able to reach Kimi levels of not giving a shit ever again.

I hope Robin does well and we can have another Räikkönen in the paddock one day.

Crazy that it’s never happened before. That would be a super entertaining way to win a championship. Just always lurking behind the race winners slowly stacking those points as they take turns taking each other out lol

Yeah McLaren is gonna have a real Mercedes 2016 on their hands if they aren’t careful with those two. Idk if either of them will listen to them order if push comes to shove. Clearly Piastri is quite close to Norris in terms of pace. I think if it is only McLaren fighting in the championship this year it’ll be whoever can be more consistent that’s going to win.

I mean you never know. Maybe it’ll only take them a month to give Max a car capable of being at the front again.

At the end of the day I just want good racing and if everyone packs up and turns to 2026 by race 3 then the season is a gonna be a snore while McLaren fuck off into the lead each race.

I’m torn between my enjoyment of close racing and my hopes that Max can somehow become the first guy to get not only 8 championships but also 8 championships in a row.

I know that’s basically a pipe dream right now given the car and the lack of a supporting second driver at red bull right now, but a man can dream

Give the guy at least a few more races good lord. Even Albon and Gasly got quite a few changes to show they were getting better. I still think red bull fucked up by dropping Albon when they did. He was trending upwards and then Hamilton crushed him. I think had they stuck by him he would have been a solid second driver this whole time.

Personally I think that Redbull should divert all their attention to 26 so they can try to nail the 2026 regs. If they fuck those up Max is for sure going to leave at the end of his contract and then what will they have?

They lost Adrian Newey already. They lost Honda.

If they lose Max they are going to have a bunch of drivers piling up that can’t seem to drive the car and nothing to show for it.

Gex should have cursed whenever you took damage for sure.

This just in: attractive wealthy people that work in the same business might be dating!

More at 11.

I always hated that question on job applications. “What do you hope to get out of this job?”

Uhhh… A paycheck?

Certified Ferrari moment.

I’m not even sure what to say anymore. The only team that’s been in the game since day 1 and they still can’t do shit right on a regular basis it’s actually amazing.

I’m starting to think Max did actually curse that second seat the moment Danny left.

Lawson is gonna get demoted in a week and somehow Yuki still won’t get put in the Redbull.

I understand how certain things will separate and I mix it in because I paid for it and I’m gonna eat it all.

That’s the best part. It’s actually the same name either way. They just pronounce “dipshit” different than we do is all.

At the rate Lawson is going they are going to rip him outta that car by lap 5 of the race.

Either Max is an alien and his driving style makes the car undrivable or there really is a curse on that second red bull seat.

Imagine giving a shit what a bunch of kids think about you lmao.

Just turn up your hardcore rap and hit the vape extra loud. Blow fat clouds at those nerds.