Stop lollygagging! And… regular gagging!

Nice! I threw a few favorites up there, I’ll add the lyrics once I get to my desktop after work.

None of those, I’m in the restaurant industry.

“A stitch in time saves nine”

Whenever I feel like it is the best time.

I am never going to use an official government service to sign in to a porn site.

And I very much doubt that’s just a “me” thing.

This is the result of metanalysis, a phenomenon in a English (and Dutch!) where words beginning with N go from, eg. “a numble pie” to “an 'umble pie” or in this case, “a noodle” to “an oodle” to “oodles”.

Now, obviously trying to count the number of noodles in a bowl thereof is a frustrating and pointless task, and from this we see the meaning of “oodles” as “too many too count”. So what is an oodle? It’s just one thing, probably; countable, finite, but long and wibbley.

The only way to prevent a spontaneous explosion is with a controlled explosion.

It’s not destroyed, it’s just no longer dominant.

I dunno, but I saw one user whose account was created a century ago

now see, if you had shared that part I would have responded very differently

yeah, that warrants removal

I try to avoid it myself, but that’s not always possible. How could I hold others to a higher standard than I hold myself?

What I cannot condone is lethal force by the state. I discourage it from individuals as well.

I mean, it’s a bad comment, and plays on stereotypes, but not racial stereotypes. Downvotes are deserved (for both inaccuracy and stereotyping) but depending on community rules it might be within bounds.

and saved items

Because they’re an existential threat. You may think it’s unlikely that they come to power. But an unlikely event with terrible consequences is still worth trying to prevent.

Spanish is somewhere in the lower-left quadrant.

Just like, leave them alone. They’re fine.

I don’t have any electronic devices I couldn’t live without, or rather, that couldn’t have their essential functions served by a quick trip to the public library.

Moctezuma’s Revenge and Bruce Lee on the Commodore64

It’s not about how many are made nearly as much as it’s about how many are thrown away.