Vancouver police have dialed the deathtoll up to 11. I spent lots of nights on Fraser, so this is really shocking.

Rock Celebrates 2 Billion Years Of Not Being Subducted

Inanimate objects don’t celebrate much.

I get that this is a UK pub, but holy hell is that hed twitch-inducing on style.

“What have the Romans ever done for us?”

Can’t resist.

This is reductive and inaccurate. Otherwise, spot on.

Your vehicle not being yet another surveillance vector can be a selling point.

I have full control over my feed here. That’s an important distinction. I’d imagine if I end up in someone else’s hometown off Beehaw, we’d end up getting a beer or lunch.

Saying Facebook is in the same area code is specious.

As a thought experiment, it’s somewhat fascinating to ask what “social media” has done. I don’t really consider anything past MySpace truly social. The term now means “let’s keep you addicted to posts from people you’ll never meet” – essentially, the modern form of checkstand tabloids.

I pulled a U-Haul trailer with my Civic from Virginia to Oregon. Only took 2½ days, though the final few hours were harrowing. Maps back then didn’t so much express topography, so the trailer was actually pushing me down … I likely went through a year of brake pads in six hours.

You know how they’re going to spin this. The playbook at this point is threadbare at best. “Sure, we arrested a judge, but here’s a squirrel to distract you.”

Where does one even buy pitchforks these days? Tractor Supply Co.?

Those questions are answered here.

Growing up in Phoenix, the national ads in the '80s that breathlessly noted “comes with air conditioning” was like … how could you sell a car that doesn’t have that?

Cool. Arresting judges is a clear sign of a functioning democracy.

Boomers fucking know that once they age out, things go totally different. Let people who can’t afford housing run the country, and we will see significant change.

I don’t see Durbin as one of the pressing problems. Term limits are the issue.

I’m not upset with you specifically, which I want to point out to start. The issue is that you can’t access archive.* links on a VPN. That’s a problem. I appreciate what you’re trying to do here, but it changes nothing about the reality of the situation.

It’s almost like consumers want inclusivity.

ETA: That’s a hell of a lede.

Thank god I was sitting down for this news. I can’t imagine the GOP giving a flying fuck about Jews. It’s just lip service.