Especially when they just happen to depict the one specific thing the right has been fear mongering about.

Yes, go outside, but don’t do anything that might hurt you, just sit there until the sunscreen sweats off.

We’re too big for coyotes, know to stay away from bears, and can tell other people if we need rabies shots

An algorhythm

Like the beach scene in saving private Ryan

Shane, stop labeling the eggs as boneless chickens.

-management

This is why it could never be a gambling game, writing out the rules and regulations for every scenario would be a nightmare.

And teachers encourage this having students vote on the winner even when objective criteria is available

Every xkcd is the right one

Sounds like a Michael McIntyre bit

I thought that was existentialists

Try blocking your boss and see how it goes

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Hate watching is still watching as far as advertisers care

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Has he tried a pregnancy pillow

I wear my pink pajamas, in the summer when it’s hot. I wear my flannel nighties iIn the winter when it’s not. And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall, I jump right in between the sheets with nothing on at all.

Is Diet Pepsi a vice

I typed your symptoms into google and it says you have network connectivity problems

Fall because it’s the most possible time until I start getting heat stroke