some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 hours agoI'm so tired.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down18
arrow-up1152arrow-down1message-squareI'm so tired.plus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 hours agomessage-square25linkfedilink
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 hours agoAll you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down111
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareAll you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.plus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 21 hours agomessage-square56linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoIts gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.message-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1221arrow-down140
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareIts gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 21 hours agomessage-square31linkfedilink
xylogx@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agoThe horns emoji is the hearts emoji for boysmessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down17
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareThe horns emoji is the hearts emoji for boysxylogx@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
iasmina2007@lemmy.world · 7 hours agoPluto didn’t get smaller, science just got pickier.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down110
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squarePluto didn’t get smaller, science just got pickier.plus-squareiasmina2007@lemmy.world · 7 hours agomessage-square23linkfedilink
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 17 hours agoone of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down16
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareone of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlplus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square26linkfedilink
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 15 hours agoHenry Kissinger died.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down115
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-squareHenry Kissinger died.plus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square29linkfedilink
Sackeshi@lemmy.world · 2 days ago1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.message-squaremessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1313arrow-down115
arrow-up1298arrow-down1message-square1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.Sackeshi@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square69linkfedilink
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago"Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog Daymessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down12
arrow-up181arrow-down1message-square"Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog DayHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 24 hours agoThe term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later.message-squaremessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down115
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareThe term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later.Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 24 hours agomessage-square33linkfedilink
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 days agoThe chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film Matilda is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down115
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareThe chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film Matilda is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids.plus-squareentropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agoSomeone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down18
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareSomeone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square17linkfedilink
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agoPeople putting a leash on their pets to stop them from running off is being a responsible owner, yet when someone puts a leash on their kids, its being an abusive parent...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down138
arrow-up1134arrow-down1message-squarePeople putting a leash on their pets to stop them from running off is being a responsible owner, yet when someone puts a leash on their kids, its being an abusive parent...plus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square118linkfedilink
iasmina2007@lemmy.world · 1 day ago(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*☆imagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down116
arrow-up1103arrow-down1image(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*☆iasmina2007@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 2 days agoMost people on the internet are not my people.message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down16
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareMost people on the internet are not my people.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
essell@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe answer to the The Problem of Evil could just be that "god" has a totally different definition of evil.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down112
arrow-up133arrow-down1message-squareThe answer to the The Problem of Evil could just be that "god" has a totally different definition of evil.plus-squareessell@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoThe fact that some dogs are used to the groomers and some aren't is wild.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1188arrow-down18
arrow-up1180arrow-down1message-squareThe fact that some dogs are used to the groomers and some aren't is wild.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square27linkfedilink
zeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoA better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickersmessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down110
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareA better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickerszeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIt's funny that a song about feeling helpless and vulnerable like Can You Feel My Heart is the theme of the Gigachad, which is the epitome of male idealization.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down18
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareIt's funny that a song about feeling helpless and vulnerable like Can You Feel My Heart is the theme of the Gigachad, which is the epitome of male idealization.plus-squareNONE@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square1linkfedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 3 days ago"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down16
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-square"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".fubo@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
