I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?
I usually whisper, “I’ll flip every table in this joint if you don’t take my card, including the one with that child at it”, and while it has a 100% success rate, I can’t help but feel terrible about it, later. What are some alternatives?
That sounds better honestly. I don’t think I’ve ever in my life decided to order anything else after my plate arrived, except of course at a bar where the amount of drinks I’m ordering is variable, but then bars make you pay for drinks up front…
At a bar I usually open a tab and don’t pay for drinks up front