Moscow Mitch should have been shown the door years ago, this system sucks. He and his friends have damaged America far more than any foreign enemy could ever hope to.
Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn’t call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he’s stepping down from Moscow Mitch’s leadership role.
He prefers ‘Cocaine Mitch’ his previous moniker
He and his friends have damaged America with the aid of Putin.
Fuck Mitch McConnell.
Eww.
The only thing I’ll miss is that gag they always do on SNL Weekend Update where they show a picture of him smiling and say something like: “Mitch McConnell, shown here watching an orphanage burn down…”
Gets me every time.
“I love the Senate,” he said. “It has been my life. There may be more distinguished members of this body throughout our history, but I doubt there are any with more admiration for it.”
The blatant shamelessness is on-brand.
Well it has been his life, he has been there for 40 years
And he has such admiration for it that he’s spent those 40 years systematically destroying the principles on which it was founded.
McConnell be like
We wish he didn’t do anything.
He prevented things from being done
He is a huge reason for the state of the courts. Which has done an unfortunate amount.
He prevented Merrick Garland from being considered
He did plenty, but it was pretty much universally bad for humanity.
He was evil, he was a hypocrite, he was many things, but he was quite effective.
I choose to read this headline as “record ruin”
He will have to float out of the chamber, because walking would require him to let a motion reach the floor.
Not soon enough
In suspiciously timed and totally unrelated other newsRIP BOZO
RIP BOZORIH BOZO
Ok, see you in hell I guess.
To be clear, he’ll still be in the senate, but at least he’ll have less power.
The turtle people are calling him back home.
The corpse won’t stay upright for that long.
rats… something… something…
