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5 months agoIt’s the Sunshine Laws!
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And the lunatics.
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Mostly the lunatics.
GreenPlasticSushiGrass
The wasabi goes over there.
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30·5 months agoIt looks like a treat a zookeeper would make for an exotic animal far from it’s natural habitat.
“What should we give the sea lions for a treat?”
“I dunno. Frozen cabbage pops?”
264·5 months agoBiden might not be everything you want, but voting for Biden is like hitting from the tee to the fairway. You’re partway there, and set up well to take care of the rest. Voting for Trump is just teeing off straight into the water hazard.
On edit: Credit to Carlos Alazraqui for the golf analogy.
Hot dogs with green olives is just deconstructed pimento loaf. I’m not sure if that needs queso, tho.
So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.
4·6 months agoOMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
End quote asana.
22·6 months ago-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don’t like, we have canceled your series!
That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.
“Have you committed a crime that somebody noticed?” slams book shut
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Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?
1·7 months agoI live in a coal-producing area, and I agree with all of your points and I can’t wait for the coal industry to be a thing of the past. However, coal is still best for making steel. The amount of coal that we need for producing steel is miniscule compared to the amount that is being mined for energy, but as long as we need steel, we will need at least some coal to produce it economically.
Bro put the punchline in the title.
9·7 months agoThere’s a Slowpoke meme here, but I’m too lazy to make it.
6·7 months agoUsing LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.
A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.