• shuzuko@midwest.social
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    9 months ago

    Hey, lots of people have a favorite subway sandwich. It’s whatever one is regularly least disappointing! Sometimes it’s the only option for lunch :')

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      9 months ago

      I’m only snarking them because they chose to live in America (bad mistake) and they said they’re in LA (they have options). They’re not a victim of circumstance, they’re a garbage seeking intercontinental shithead.

      • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        I’d like to shove a 6" honey-oat turkey breast and ham with lettuce, light mayo and black olives into your sarcastic mouth son

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          9 months ago

          You think nobody thought of that, Jared? Why didn’t they find fish DNA in the tuna sandwiches? They can’t even legally call their bread “bread” in places with normal food laws.

          It’s bad food, but as each new historical crime against humanity teaches us, you truly can get used to anything.