• OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    A family member has bit, hook, line and sinker. Om the great reset conspiracy theory. He says Bill Gates wants to force us to eat bugs. I respond “You love shrimp?”. He states its different I don’t see the difference…

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Bill Gates came to my house last night with a gun and a plate of cockroaches.

      He told me if I didn’t eat it he would shoot my family and shoot me last.

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      7 months ago

      The difference is that shrimp are delicious? Last time you got a bug in your mouth what was your instinctive response?

      The great reset is bogus but there’s definitely a “conspiracy” to get us to eat bugs… A boring, capitalist conspiracy. Just the next step in the race to the bottom, another cheap and low quality food that the unwashed masses can afford to keep them alive and trudging off to work.

      I will eat bugs when I see the billionaires have them on their plates.