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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months ago

If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months ago

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I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
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  “Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?”
  
  “I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass.”

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