Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down17cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square42fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 month agoHow about cardboard derivatives?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 month agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!