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    I assume anything coming out of a Musk company is a lie unless I see it with my own eyes. And then I see an optometrist.

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      Any one who submits content starting with “Tesla says”’nor “Musk says” should have a serious word with themselves

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        Meh, it’s a tech story in this tech community.

  • Thann@lemmy.ml
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    What the fuck do you mean “autonomously”?

    Like nobody gave it instructions, but its putting cars together anyway?

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      The article quoted the tweet as saying, "Deployed two Optimus bots performing tasks in the factory autonomously.”

      That could mean assembling cars, or maybe standing in one spot and “don’t get in the way”.

      I’ll believe this when I see it.

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        A task could also be, carrying a box from point A to point B. Walk back, repeat.

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          It may do the job of a simple conveyor belt but actually, it’s a multimillion-dollar AI-powered, um, robot,

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        That’s about as impressive as already existing assembly line robots. It’s probably just some pre programmed behavior. Otherwise they would’ve already showcased something live.

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      Hi, please to meet you. Can I get you anything, coffee, danish? No? Ok, please have a seat. Let me just say, based on your resume, you seem very qualified for the position. So let’s just get the standard questions out of the way. As an Optimus humanoid, what kind of value do you see bringing our company?

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    “An autonomous humanoid? Without prior experience, without any instructions, working entirely within your factory?”

    “Yes.”

    “May we see it?”

    “No.”

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    and i claim that i have a pig in my basement that plays celtic whistle and shits pure palladium every sunday

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    As many a person has said before when an outlandish and unproven claim is made: pics or it didn’t happen.

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    Tesla can “claim” whatever they want. At this point, I’m not sure I’d believe it even if I saw it

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    So translating Musk to reality, they probably have 2 robotic arms working of a pre programmed algorithm that make them go back and forward