"One brings the little death, the other the big death.

You’ll never guess which is which."

This is a wand of friends (with benefits)

"As I faced the many before me, all being monsters of the night, I stood strong. They raised their bloody claws and swords in the air, and unleashed their horrid battle cries, with a loudness almost defaning my ears.

Once their screams finally ended, their eyes glowing in the night, watching me like a hunter watches their prey, awaiting my weakness, I simply stared back. I raise my arms before me, preparing for what may be my last battle.

I whisper to my foes: cum …"

The incapacitate spell takes a bit to really take hold, but is highly effective when hit with a full charge.