Saw a thing once, maybe Mythbusters, that showed how beavers are attracted to the sound of running water and want to stop it. In the show, they got the beaver to dam a speaker by playing river/stream noises through it.

I like to do it in song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmKHHdqwVes

That’s a stethoscope for proctologists and OBGYN.

That’s the goal. Maybe “Flowmeister AI” becomes the best Chia Pet tracker and makes gestapo searches useless.

By that rationale, the nazi arm bands should be coming in a future update. After all, it’s just a cosmetic item that players ask for.

It’s because those motherfuckers desperately want to meet God and believe Trump is their fastpass to heaven.

Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

Flint, Michigan has some questions…

More or less damage than he’s currently doing?

Relaxation is key. Remember, deep breath in to rest, deep breath out to in.

Is *that *what the spotter does? I always had a different impression.

And remember, who you vote for is private. You are fully capable of walking into the booth with your red hat and overbearing machismo, voting for the non-Hitler option, and then walking out to hang with the rest of the red hats to chat about your favorite liberal-tears cocktail.

The next rally would charge a premium to sit in the “splash zone”.

A swaddled baby is anything but floppy.

Except maybe the head.

My recent benefits enrollment meeting talked about being able to do an annual physical through a virtual visit. Being a man of a certain age, “self rectal exam” was the first thing I thought about.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

The current republican party is just the nazi party with a GOP flag.

You mean “party socks”…