• theilleist@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    Aw, come on.

    “Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.”

    “Where’s the best place to hide after committing murder? Behind a badge.”

    “Did you know today is the anniversary of the Jonestown massacre? I’d tell you a joke about it, but the punch line is too long.”

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        6 months ago

        You remind me of God in this classic:

        A holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he meets God and tells him a holocaust joke.

        God says, “That’s not funny.”

        And the man says, “I guess you had to be there.”