“Three local law enforcement officers were hospitalized today when, during a routine traffic stop, a hidden Hustler magazine fell open in front of them…”
“The officers feared for their lives and were forced to discharge their weapons. They performed CPR at the scene but the suspect was pronounced deceased with over 20 gunshot wounds.”
“Three local law enforcement officers were hospitalized today when, during a routine traffic stop, a hidden Hustler magazine fell open in front of them…”
“The officers feared for their lives and were forced to discharge their weapons. They performed CPR at the scene but the suspect was pronounced deceased with over 20 gunshot wounds.”
You had me in the first half. I’d figure the magazine would fall out, they’d see titties, and immediately…um…discharge their weapons.
And here you are just plugging some dude trying to rub one out full of holes. What is this, the US?