• borth@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Not only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.

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      2 months ago

      God: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up

      Man: But God… im a democrat

      God: You son of a… boom boom boom

      And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats