For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I might not like your opinion but I certainly love your puns, you may be spared.
Ngl, those are some good words to live by. Cheers!