Better idea: slingshot all Stellantis products and their upper management into the sun.

A bit of googling:

its EPA-estimated combined driving range is 149 miles, but the city range figure is 162 miles

The 500e starts at $34,095

I can see why sales might be a bit sluggish with abysmal figures like that.

Global capitalists: Buy this thing to virtue signal your care for the environment.

Global individuals: With what money? If we consume needlessly we hurt the environment and risk what little security you’ve left us.

Global capitalists: The corporations already invested into the production lines and the banks into the corporations. Guess we’ll have to legislate away your freedom to choose.