• Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee
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    4 hours ago

    I hate crumble cookies as well. Weak unsatisfying texture, and way too sweet before they even add all that syrup shit. Also they’re too big, I take like one bite and the sweetness is already unbearable.

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      Thank you. That’s the most insulting part. It’s a mediocre cookie at best.

      I don’t order these and I can’t talk shit about them at home cuz I trying to be a better partner, so I do what normal people do and go vent on the internets.

      I apologize to those who I have upset.

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        Personally I think the most insulting part is the price.

        They make them big to try to justify it, but its still a bullshit high profit margin food.

        I think people just like them because they are very fresh. Most places just sell you some cookie in a box made a couple weeks ago in a factory somewhere by robots so it is marginally better than that in theory.

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    If you ordered a cookie and didn’t get what you want, that sucks and is indeed frustrating.

    However I don’t know what that has to do with anyone else. If someone wants to eat an almost raw cookie, or a too soft cookie or whatever, I don’t think that should bother you.

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    Three things happen during baking that change the flavor of a cookie.

    Maillard reaction, caramelization, and the melting of fats. There are more, but those are the three we’re going to talk about.

    The maillard reaction takes raw flour and turns it brown. It absorbs some of the sugar in the process, and creates a more complex, nutty flavor. Caramelization also browns some of the sugar, giving it a smoky, bitter flavor. They also give the cookie a firm or crispy texture.

    You also melt any fats, like butter, that are in the dough. Melted butter separates and spreads throughout the cookie.

    There’s also often an egg that helps build structure for the baked dough, and sometimes baking soda for fluffiness.

    This means uncooked dough is sweeter than a baked cookie. It has a soft, dense, and moist texture that disappears when fully baked. It’s butter and sugar held together with flour and egg, and it’s delicious.

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    9 hours ago

    Same reason people love raw cookie dough. They just like the taste.

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      6 hours ago

      Salmonella is eliminated at 165F. Cookies get to around 190-205F when fully baked. So there’s at least 25 degrees Fahrenheit between completely safe from salmonella and fully baked cookies.

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      9 hours ago

      You can get eggs from Salmonella vaccinated chickens, it’s just not the norm in north America.

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          Yep. Specifically it’s because the flour is not generally sanitized/processed in any way that removes bacteria from the grain or the finished product.

          Flour is traditionally only used as an ingredient and will through the cooking process experience heat high enough to kill any bacteria.

          If you want to make safe cookie dough to eat raw at home just spread the flour on a sheet tray and toast it in the oven at ~200 degrees for something like 10 minutes. There’s specific directions online.

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          Yup the flour is very likely to contain e coli. The eggs are still a risk with salmonella but the e coli is a much greater and more potent risk

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    7 hours ago

    One thing to consider is that delivery and takeout are significantly more popular than they were 4 years ago. Some of these chains either anticipate or encourage you to heat your cookies just before you eat them and halfway cooking them gives the best results. A place just down the road from me encourages 1 minute on high in the air fryer or 3 in a toaster oven before eating

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    you can buy raw cookie dough thats meant to be eaten uncooked. and not some niche thing, its at all the big box grocery stores. its no stretch to imagine why a half-baked cookie might be a thing

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    8 hours ago

    This is how I’ve loved cookies for my entire life. I’m just happy they are easier to find now.

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        It’s both in the US, uncooked eggs can give salmonella. But most places that have “edible cookie dough” use non-raw flour and no eggs so you can actually eat the dough raw safely.

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      You can make safe edible cookie dough pretty easily . The eggs aren’t the only issue, it’s the flour itself. If you bake it at like 275F for 30 mins in a sheet pan it’ll sterilize it. For edible cookie dough that won’t be baked you don’t even need eggs.

      Having said that, I too have eaten my share of regular cookie dough.

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    8 hours ago

    This is a trend? Then why all of the sudden can’t I find any cookies in my local grocery stores that aren’t hard as tits? This has been my cookie preference for my whole life!!