*unless you’re poor
Exactly, money card trumps everything, with fame card and class card a close second and third; race is unfortunately still powerful but you really think Obama or Oprah are getting trumped in much of anything by a white family from detroit who are living below the poverty line?
Card benefits include:
Less likely to be shot by police
Children less likely to be punished for similar misbehaviors by black kids in school
Less likely to be under diagnosed by a doctor
Less likely to be denied
Better home appraisal than a black or Latino person would get for the same house
*Additional benefits if you apply for the Premium Right-wing tier of government that will allow us to deregulate the laws currently requiring us to treat people of color equally!
Name: Scott Free took me a while
You can even use it to beat brown people over the head about how they should follow your moralizing to stop and injustice you created!
I never got mine… :(
You white? If so, yeah you did. You may have gotten a bunch of intrinsic debuffs, but they’d be MUCH worse without the white privilege buff.
Sincerely, poor and disabled cishet white dude aware of his privilege.
Omg. I really want this card. Where can I get one?
