I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
valve’s success is the rebranding of flatpak wine fsync and dxvk as steam runtime and proton. people fucking hate Linux and will only use it by accident
That’s far too long. They could try and turn it into a ditty for an advert, but it wouldn’t look great on their merch.
Linux: it ain’t Windows.
Because it’s your computer
“Maybe she was born with it. Maybe it’s Linux, G”
Forget the hardware
YOU deserve better
“Own your computer” and “Free your computer”
Buy it, own it.
Linux: you’ve been using it for years and don’t even know it
"Linux…
“Because you don’t have to be the product”
“No overlords”
“What spying?”
“Infinitely extentable”
Which one do you like best?
Linux. The Power of the Community.
I didn’t come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.
Join a Movement, not a Marketplace
That would be the slogan.
With the most open CVEs, bugs and ports, anyway.
😂
Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”
But it has a direct reference to it’s competitors which won’t be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down
