• don@lemm.ee
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    You engage with him on his level you dunce this isn’t quantum fucking mechanics goddamn

  • SaltSong@startrek.website
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    If your a woman, push him down and sit on his face.

    If your a guy, maybe the same, I’m not sure exactly how to make that work.

    Things should proceed from there.

  • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Just ask? “dude, are you begging for degredation, or just checking to see if I like the real you?”

    I promise, I’ve never heard of a non-bottom plotting to torture a top for revenge or whatever like so - you’ll almost certainly get laid, so what’s the problem? If either previous scenario is really too bothersome for you, just leave; He deserves better.

  • Foxfire@pawb.social
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    Never thought I’d be envious of a green text, but that sounds like the best night ever.

    I am BEGGING you show me your plushie friends and talk about them! Anyone, please!