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late_night@sopuli.xyzM to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 months ago

I wish I could be rid of my allergies

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I wish I could be rid of my allergies

late_night@sopuli.xyzM to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Granted. You now have no eyes, nose or mouth to experience allergies via. Your face becomes a featureless expanse of skin.

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    Granted. Your hyperactive immune system shuts down completely, thus preventing allergic reactions. You are now high-risk for every disease ever.

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      Done in one.

  • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works
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    Granted. Every species that causes you to have an allergic reaction has now ceased to exist.

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      I’m fine with this.

      Get fucked dust mites.

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    Granted, you no longer has YOUR allergies… you’ve now got everyone’s else allergies instead.

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