Governments are weird. Maybe āweirdā isnāt the right word. The more accurate word may be āopportunistic.ā When it comes to speech they donāt like, they move into this mode. If they think they can silence it, they will try to. And theyāll do this while still pretending the speech theyāre trying to control is nothing more than their own.
Dig if you will, my brothers: vanity plates. Government speech or personal speech? Those who view this rationally likely believe that the message on a vanity license plate is the expression of the plateās purchaser. That itās delivered by a state-issued plate doesnāt matter. We donāt actually believe the government is trying to send a message with their IMGOD or COPSLIE or LOVETOFU vanity plate. (ALL ACTUAL CASES.)
Instead, we would logically infer the truncated statement on the vanity plate expresses the views of the person paying for this privilege.
But the government also believes it has some obligation to āprotectā other drivers from being offended by the personal expressions of others, which is a supremely ridiculous belief to entertain, even professionally. So, the entities issuing plates tend to err on the side of absurdity (governments tend to phrase this as ācautionā), rejecting any plate any government plate content moderator might view as āoffensive.ā
I had one for a while, kinda fun. But damn they really stick it to you for the yearly renewal cost and I finally dropped it. The ones that always get me are stupid ones that just describe the car. Like āRED BUGā for a red VW beetleā¦
LOL GAS on a Model 3.
My favorite was āWATTGASā
I saw a Tesla with P0506, which is the diagnostic code for engine RPM lower than expected
Thereās a car that I see occasionally that has a vanity plate thatās basically āSPOTTYā. Itās a car with spots on it. I approve.
I remember seeing a fancy car with a license plate that said NOTAGIFT, which I felt was fair enough.