• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      “Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…”

      “Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”