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  • MapleEngineer@lemmy.caOP
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    1 year ago

    One of my favourite jokes for pedants.

    What’s blue, hangs on the wall, and whistles?

    Pedant: I don’t know, what’s blue, hangs on the wall, and whistles?

    A herring.

    Pedant: But a herring isn’t blue.

    So you paint blue.

    Pedant: But a herring doesn’t hang on the wall!

    So you nail it to the wall.

    Pedant: BUT A HERRING DOESN’T WHISTLE!!!

    So a herring doesn’t whistle. It’s a joke!