I talked to some guys the other day, and somehow the conversation shifted to what i think about bidets, because i have two at home. I said i liked them, and think they are really good. Everyone looked at me a bit skeptical, and the general question was: why not just use toilet paper.
I said that when you accidentally touch dog poop or something, you don’t take a piece of paper, clean it sloppily and that’s good enough until the next shower. One guy bow was really confused what the shower has to do with anything. I said that’s when you clean your ass. They all agreed that cleaning your ass in the shower is pretty gay.
My favourite part of this story is that in a conversation before the guy kinda complained that his wife doesn’t like to give blowjobs. What a shocker mr. Poopy butthole.
Also that’s how i found out i’m gay, and it’s pretty good, go take the gayest shit in the world.
Pooping is gay. We can’t get to heaven if we poop.
That’s why I’ve been holding it for 30 years.
Don’t be a heretic.
I talked to some guys the other day, and somehow the conversation shifted to what i think about bidets, because i have two at home. I said i liked them, and think they are really good. Everyone looked at me a bit skeptical, and the general question was: why not just use toilet paper.
I said that when you accidentally touch dog poop or something, you don’t take a piece of paper, clean it sloppily and that’s good enough until the next shower. One guy bow was really confused what the shower has to do with anything. I said that’s when you clean your ass. They all agreed that cleaning your ass in the shower is pretty gay.
My favourite part of this story is that in a conversation before the guy kinda complained that his wife doesn’t like to give blowjobs. What a shocker mr. Poopy butthole.
Also that’s how i found out i’m gay, and it’s pretty good, go take the gayest shit in the world.
And clean your butthole