• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    How do you get three elephants into a mini?

    You chop them in half. Then you chop them in half again. Then you slice them up very finely. Then you mash them. Then you put them in plastic bags. You put some in the boot, you put some in the back seat, and what’s left over you put on the passenger seat.