Seriously, “Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time”

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they’re asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter…

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    • Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
    • Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
    • Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and “got your nose” games.
    • Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.