Hello,
I keep forgetting to do these, but WhoRoger sent me this recently, and it’s now all I can think about.
Please suggest your own captions for this pic.
Also: please feel free suggest any other images we can use for future contests, (or any suggestions for Wednesday themes, for that matter.)
Thanks!
Someone tweet this at Harrison Ford. Or whatever tweeting is called these days.
X-creting
Han
SoloDuoTrans-galactic smuggler, Hana Solo
They’re bigger than the Imperial Jugs, not the local saggy-tits, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian Jugs, now. They’re big enough for the Old Man.
“Yes, I shot first”
“I’m a smuggler, kid. That’s why I had these babies installed!”
“Oh! How much can they hold?”
“If the lighting is right, a whole squadron! That’s how we smuggled an entire freighter’s worth of chak-root on to Coruscant!”
‘I’m also a qualified pilot on a motorboat you know’
Who’s scruffy looking now, tinytits Leia!?
You came in the thing? How?
“Awww, tits!”
I spit out my tea when I saw this one.
So, what do you think about that Anakin?
Well, you know, I couldn’t find a speeder that I really liked…