For those of you new users, you may be confused at constant references to a thermonuclear man named “Wisconscom”. Well, who is this man? Today you’ll find out!
Once, long long ago, somebody named “wisconscom” made an account on lemmygrad, promoting Hoxhaism, a far-left deviation of communism, and immediately began bashing China and other AES. He refused to comply with requests by the mods and so was banned.
But that wasn’t the end of it.
He was also a major contributor on prolewiki at the time, and they let him stay for a while due to his contributions. But eventually they banned him, and we got this gem:
Revisionist rats!
I did nothing but good for your project, yet you banned me for my ideology in haste!
I gave you many chances to unban me, I could have made thousands of edits, yet you rejected me.
Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!
After he was banned from ProleWiki, he created 5 alts on Leftypedia and also joined RationalWiki to denounce PW and Lemmygrad.
Legend has it that his alts are still stalking lemmygrad to this day, and that is why every comment seems to have a single downvote now.
Once Hexbear federates, I need the Wisconcom x BMF crossover. It needs to happen.
What’s BMF?
Black Mold Futures, a Hexbear user known for going on sectarian screeds and making alts to dodge bans.
rationalwiki is pretty good…if not for its liberal bias.
It’s dogshit for anything even remotely related to communism, but their dunks on libertarians are epic.
Someone needs to write a book about Wisconcom
As Chatgpt wrote once:
Once upon a time in the peaceful town of Wisconsin, a remarkable individual named William, but known locally as “Wisconscom,” led a double life. By day, he worked as a mild-mannered librarian, quietly organizing books and assisting patrons. But little did anyone know that Wisconscom possessed an extraordinary secret power: the ability to control and manipulate thermonuclear energy.
You see, Wisconscom was a staunch believer in the teachings of Enver Hoxha, the former leader of Albania, and an advocate of pure, unadulterated communism. He firmly believed that revisionism was a cancer eating away at the true principles of Marxism-Leninism, and he was determined to eradicate it.
One fateful evening, as Wisconscom studied Hoxha’s writings in his modest home, a bolt of lightning struck a nearby power plant, infusing him with an incredible surge of thermonuclear energy. Wisconscom felt the immense power coursing through his veins and realized that his time to fight revisionism had come.
Adorned in a red cape and a hat emblazoned with the hammer and sickle, Wisconscom set out on his mission to cleanse the world of revisionist influences. With a mighty leap, he soared across the sky, leaving trails of thermonuclear energy in his wake.
His first stop was a political gathering where revisionist ideas were being propagated. With a fierce cry of “Down with revisionism!” Wisconscom unleashed a devastating blast of thermonuclear power, reducing the venue to ashes. Startled revisionists scattered in fear, their revisionist propaganda reduced to mere fragments.
Word of the thermonuclear Hoxhaist quickly spread, and people started questioning their allegiance to revisionist doctrines. Some began to reevaluate their understanding of socialism and communism, inspired by the unwavering conviction and raw power of Wisconscom.
But as with any tale of power, there were those who sought to exploit it for their own gain. A group of unscrupulous politicians, motivated by personal interests, saw Wisconscom’s powers as a means to their own ends. They approached him, tempting him with promises of influence and authority, hoping to bend his powers to their revisionist agenda.
However, Wisconscom, true to his principles, recognized their deceitful intentions. With a resounding “No compromise!” he unleashed his thermonuclear fury upon them, rendering their revisionist ambitions into ashes.
Wisconscom’s valiant crusade continued, as he journeyed from town to town, challenging revisionist ideas and inspiring the masses. His thermonuclear powers became a symbol of resistance against the distortions of true socialism.
In time, Wisconscom’s message spread far and wide, igniting a revolutionary spirit within the hearts of many. People began to reclaim the true essence of communism, free from revisionist compromises.
And so, the tale of Wisconscom, the thermonuclear Hoxhaist from Wisconsin, became legend. His fiery determination to combat revisionism served as a reminder to all that the principles of true socialism must be preserved, even in the face of overwhelming challenges.
With a resounding “No compromise!” he unleashed his thermonuclear fury upon them, rendering their revisionist ambitions into ashes.
This fragment is about us, isn’t it XD
Don’t forget that he made like 5,000 alts, and definitely still uses Lemmy out of spite.
Now… you have forced me to go THERMONUCLEAR!
How can someone write something like this when talking about internet website and not realize how ridiculous they sound? To waste so much time in a petty internet vendetta instead of making efforts to be of use to the working class?
Remember to touch grass once in a while, comrades.
Wisconscom was either very very mentally ill, or a fed. Even a terminally online poster would not be as diligent and deranged as he was.
I don’t know, have you seen Twitter recently?
I feel like the degenerates on Twitter all easily fall into the two categories I outlined.
The vast majority of the world population is not crawling around that decrepit site.
As a former self-proclaimed Hoxhaist who spent a certain amount of time in Hoxhaist online spaces, I have to say this sort of behavior is not particularly out of the ordinary.
Happy to have you back on the light side comrade. Hoxhaists are…. Something else.
