No! No I didn’t!

I never get that thing you sent me! I’ve never gotten that thing you sent me, and I’m beginning to wonder if you ever once sent me anything!

While I’m at it, if I HAD gotten that thing you sent me—EVER!—I doubt I’d be interested in what it said.

For well over a decade I’ve been hoping someone would respond with that when I ask if they got that thing.

I’ve said “just cram a penny in there” almost as often and I’m starting to think I need to find an Alvish electrician to get the right answer.