Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoCompany tells employees to run miles each month if they want their bonuseswww.techspot.comexternal-linkmessage-square238fedilinkarrow-up1409arrow-down114
arrow-up1395arrow-down1external-linkCompany tells employees to run miles each month if they want their bonuseswww.techspot.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square238fedilink
minus-squarefuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down10·9 months agoI’m sure they offer alternatives. Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.
minus-squareBrekky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·edit-29 months agoI hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.
minus-squareBlooper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·9 months agoSex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.
I’m sure they offer alternatives.
Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.
I hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.
Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.