• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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      11 months ago

      I did. I was talking to some guys and somehow my bidet came up and everyone found it pretty amusing and “gay”. I said something like: well imagine you accidentally touch dogshit or something and then wipe it off with a piece of paper and go: well that’s good enough until my next shower.
      One guy said: what do you mean, next shower? And i said, that’s your next opportunity to clean your ass with water and soap. Where everyone seems to agree that was also for gays.
      It’s extra funny to me that in a previous conversation one of the guys said his girlfriend hates giving head. I wonder why mr. Poopy butthole.

    • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      If you search for “boyfriend refuses to wash ass reddit” on Google there are plenty of stories for you to eat your dinner over.