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minus-squarePugJesus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 months agoSomeone help me develop a drinking problem. I’m gonna need it to get through the next year.
minus-square0110010001100010@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months ago Step 1: Start Drinking Step 2: Don’t Stop
minus-squareXhieron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoCan’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
minus-squareBangelaQuirkel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoIgnore other necessities and beg for drink money
minus-squareHornyOnMain@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoAh that’s where I went wrong, I got stuck on step 1, thanks!
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoDamn, no wonder I have a drinking problem.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months ago “The key to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking” - Col. Tigh, Battlestar Galactica
minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoHave you considered smoking? Alcohol gives me a headache. But there’s many options on things to smoke - tobacco, weed, fentanyl, etc… /s
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoI’ve tried it; it doesn’t help.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoTurn on Fox news and take a drink every time someone says something stupid. Two drinks if it’s a debunked lie. See you in 2025!
minus-squarenumberfour002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoOdds are slim they’ll survive to 2025 drinking at that pace.
Someone help me develop a drinking problem. I’m gonna need it to get through the next year.
Step 1: Start Drinking
Step 2: Don’t Stop
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
This sounds expensive. I’m poor.
Ignore other necessities and beg for drink money
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Ah that’s where I went wrong, I got stuck on step 1, thanks!
Damn, no wonder I have a drinking problem.
Have you considered smoking? Alcohol gives me a headache. But there’s many options on things to smoke - tobacco, weed, fentanyl, etc… /s
I’ve tried it; it doesn’t help.
Turn on Fox news and take a drink every time someone says something stupid. Two drinks if it’s a debunked lie. See you in 2025!
Odds are slim they’ll survive to 2025 drinking at that pace.