“…'til the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!”

I don’t care if he’s Muhammad “I’m hard” Bruce Lee. You can’t change fighters.

Mommy, where’s Fluffy?

“It’s the American dream!”

“Yeah, because you have to be asleep to believe it!”

I’ve only watched one season of White Lotus but it captures bourgeois social pathologies like nothing else I can think of. Except maybe Succession.

The People Under the Stairs

First of all, no one wants a nuclear-armed Iran

Does this mean that Trotsky is actually the one who cursed Tokyo’s baseball team?

Haiiii yeeee aaaaaaah, foooooooh ceeeeeees

Haiiii yeeee aaaaaaah, foooooooh ceeeeeees

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.

That’s Gamorrahy.

She talkin mad shit for someone who only has eight months until her next video comes out.

Telegraph is now on-par with The Express and News of The World.

How much further until it reaches Daily Mail levels of trash?

Both look like they eat poop.

Iran, Iran so far away.

Smelly cat

Smelly cat

What are they feeding you?

With mint frosting.

Look how deep their spiritual connection to the land is.