Zoophiles are disgusting, sure, but I think we were all happier not being reminded that they exist

No way, you’re telling me a televised MMA fight was staged? Say it isn’t so!

i wish i sometimes loved organizing

Canonical wants to be Microsoft so goddamn bad they can taste it

“Is Rust object-oriented?”

sweats nervously

you’re still doing it.

I don’t think trying to convince people is going to do anything anymore. Everyone who was ever going to leave Twitter already has. Anyone who still uses Twitter after everything that’s happened will immediately dismiss this Toot or anyone saying anything resembling it as baseless fearmongering. What’s the point?

This is bait. It’s gotta be.

The human, of course, flies anyway, because it does not care what dragons think is impossible.

He turned himself into a rule. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

the only reason i enjoy hug people as much as i do today is because when i was in high school showing physical affection was mandatory. that was how you told them they had succeeded in breaking you out of your shell, and could now stop trying.

anyone after visiting my interrogation chamber

wait, does this mean that dragons think about dragon/human romances the same way we think about bee movie???

i… i need a minute,

i love you too random internet denizen!! ❤️

when god programmed ADHD brains he forgot to merge the friendship degradation mechanic from the mainline branch and i’m really glad He did

As a wise Tumblrite once said:

The rats are fleeing the sinking ship
The wolves are fleeing the sinking ship
The dragons are fleeing th

I’m unironically buying that shit day one

what the fuck

Lick my fucking controller? Eugh! Who knows what kinda germs are on that thing. At least licking a penis is actually fun.

I mean… yes. More horses will drink if they know there is water, and even if they don’t, they’re still safer than they otherwise would have been.