Boris the spider

Never buy a brand new home. Get one that’s at least ten years old. All the mistakes made during construction will have been found and hopefully fixed correctly. It’s still new enough to not have a lot of the old code issues that crop up in pre 1990s houses

I see the “follow twitter” business model is proceeding.

“We’re having cash flow issues? What should we do?” “I know! Lets cancel the one thing that we’re doing that people are just giving us money for!” “Brilliant!”

Nobody’s going to watch long form videos on Twitter as long as YouTube exists

Both my Bombay cats are like this. I tell people that I got dog software running on cat hardware because they also like to fetch and chew sticks.