What movie is it?

I hate the gravel, it’s rough and coarse and scrapes my knees!

Damn you’re right I fucked that up, you and my parents must be friends

It’s now Don’t Poop December. The real challenge

What’s the context of this please? Lol

Why use AI when I need to no AI use if I need to use AI, yes?

Just in time for…checks notes…Winter?

So hold me…so hold me clos…so hold me closer tiny dancer

Father into your hands, I commend my spirit

Defensive trumper: “but is he wrong though?”

That’s just a frozen hunk of poopy. You see airplanes dump their toilets at 36000 feet and it freezes and falls down to earth. With call those Boeing bombs.

Hogwarts Legacy was a beautiful game. Sucks it’s linked to JK Rowling still

I’m enjoying this thread

Wow getting laid and a new graphics card? The fucking drugs are next level nowadays

1 hug or unlimmy nut? Easiest exam ever

Tom Segura joke that I’ll butcher real quick:

A stranger walks up to me

“Hey know any good restaurants?”

Yeah there’s this really good dim sum place over there

“Oh, I hate the Asian world”

Oh, I didn’t know that about you

Aliens are just patiently waiting for us to stop killing each other for one week to hang with us but…we…just…KEEP FUCKING THAT UP

Han: “Leia I agreed to the threesome, but it’s gotta be someone else…”

I think that’s what they are suggesting. If the speech was too coherent, then it could not have been actual trump.

Fuckin A right, the limits of hypocrisy know no bounds