This makes me hopeful, I just started a new job and I’m killing it, but I know it won’t be long before the excitement dies and the ADHD boogeyman comes rearing his ugly head.

Well then, I guess I’m officially diagnosed

Just depends on the ADayHD

Why are you all doing this to me? :-(

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Pokémon art for the pals, Ark style gameplay

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

Hell yeah veg

They’re worse because they’re just as tough but taste of fruit for all of 5 seconds as opposed to salty smoky bacon flavor

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

So you’re saying we should print out this post and send it to the government

Except they left out Hawai‘i

‘Okina only precede vowels and I think you’re confused about pahoahoa, it’s pahoehoe. Good job on a‘a, though!

I’ve heard tale of places that add the unused sick days to your retirement

In the US if you’re sick they can just fire you the first day you’re gone. It’s great, I hardly know what to do with all this freedumb I have.

Ahoy matey

Only if you can guarantee the rectal spotting

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