No, you’re right, let’s better keep our ruler class’ pockets full. That won’t bite us in the ass.

Because inflation has absolutely no bearing on poor people’s silver linings.

which were originally caused by rightwing policies

Such as…

Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

Two photos in one day? What are you? a hundronary?

No. AI wouldn’t mess up like that. It could spew other kinds of shit, but with excellent syntax. It’s far more likely for humans to make mistakes like that.

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In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.

You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Repeat after me… Transporter “malfunction”.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

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Geometry is not a thing?

Give it some more time… eventually you’ll die, and all your worries will die with you.

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

Only when they’re consenting adults doing no harm to anyone.

They’re paid by the hour.

99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Self-pardons? What!?

Your 0th cousin?