Well of course hers is going to be special 😉
Well of course hers is going to be special 😉
He better hope she doesn’t witch him the fuck up. Like i dunno turning him into a newt?
Lover by Taylor Swift. Also Toxic by Brittany
Good. Cry harder you piece of shit. I want real tears you piece of shit
I wonder if Bezos didn’t have a hand in all this
Because that’s what a real American does. Trump can’t even take a little rain because he’s worried about his rotten hair piece
Lock this monster up
I’m sure it couldn’t have happened to more deserving people. They always seem to be a menance on the roads at all times. But good lord, how much money have these people spent on just MAGA merch? That inside is plastered wall to wall. A fool and their money, i suppose…
And thus the further enshitification of things continues along…
Titties dragged through the garden?
My first thought was “fruit bat”. very neat!
Thought the same lol. Ehhhh what’s up, doc?
“The Godzilla Social Club’s weekly meeting”
Gertrude had some really ingenious ideas on the best ways of channelling one’s atomic breath. The group was very engaged in the methods she laid out for maximum destruction of unsuspecting metropolitan areas.
People of walmart…man, i just don’t know what to expect anymore. The Jerry Springer of superstores?
My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!
Poor baby
Woof. This is my life meow - Dog probably
Wow, what else would you expect from this crack team of parking garage lawyers? Very on brand too - mAkE hIm StOp - jUsT sUe HiM!
Having been to China, their public toliets are not up to Western standards in terms of smell and cleanliness. Either these are equivalent to Western-standard and they trying to curb abuse because they are attempting to be equitable, or they are trying to boost productivity via public shaming. I saw the locals would just squat and smoke while playing on phones while being very exposed without any care in the world. I was shocked at how widely accepted that was and that was in like a public kybo. Never seen anything like it.